Feel from the deepest part of your longing, the ancestors that came before you and their

ancestors. Feel it right in your penis chakra. Feel it deep in your penis chakra. Then imagine

you have a chakra, the chakra of a vagina. Now our ancestors are really talking to each other.

Yeah, this is the place. So deep inside your manhole, find inner peace,

inner sanctum, inner rectum.

Coming up on this episode of The Commercial Brain.

Did you ever get a space camp? Space camp?

I went to go to space camp. Yeah, I went to space camp. Me and little Jeffertuban Junior.

Two of us went to space camp together and said, what?

Jeffertuban's running around space. Space camp down there in Huntsville, Alabama.

Wacken is due to Laura. Every time we had a space class it's full of sudden it's tubes hanging out of the pants.

New world logically they were next door to each other. So be like channel 31 was like USA Network

that used to just show trashy movies 25s a day. And then channel 32 was Skinnemex, right?

But then they had a little squiggly thing. So you know, squiggly lines. So I'd

planted on channel 31 and then every once in a while I'd boot for Bop Up to channel 32 to see if I

could see a squiggly tit or something like that. You know, just to get, you know, you know,

when you're that age anything's exciting. And so then he goes, have y'all ever been here before?

And I kicked Astro under the table. Luckily Astro and I speak the same foot language because she was,

we were both like, yes. But he says, what am I to do? So I'm going to go ahead,

if y'all have just one second, I'd just like to do this with everybody that comes in the door

because I think it's really important how long has it been since y'all been here? And I'm like,

I go, oh, I maybe was like months ago. Astro's like, it's the same time I say month and Astro said

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