So there it was, National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day, celebrated by having one and then shrugging

and having a second one and then having a third one, but it's wearing, that's it.

Then having a fourth one, then stealing the bag up with tape because that'll do it.

Then bringing the seal and eating five more, then realizing there are only three laps.

So you may as well just finish the whole bag.

Then go into the store by another bag and sneak it at the back of the cupboard so your wife doesn't know what you've done

because she doesn't appreciate National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day.

The Philistine.

Of course, you are not a big fan of various National Pancake Day, National Blueberry Day, National.

I'm not a fan. That's one way to put it.

Well, could you quickly run through for people that didn't hear that segment?

Because I still think it's fascinating how that whole thing works.

Oh, you just a quick version. There's a website, right?

Yes. Yeah. I mean, occasionally Congress will pass a resolution, but who cares?

Yeah, there's just a website where you apply and you give them one to $800 depending on whether you seem to have deep pockets or not.

And get November 4th declared a National Armstrong and Getty Day by a website.

It's exactly like your star name will be recorded in book form in the Library of Congress.

So you're going to print it. You're saying.

It's just, it's just, and there are multiple for every day, right?

You could be 50. You can't end at 365 different objects.

Right.

Now, I'm such a big fan of the chocolate chip cookie, home made.

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