That Houses Episode

That Peter Crouch Podcast

BBC

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Sports, Soccer

4.9 • 26.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Peter Crouch celebrates the start of Series Two by inviting Tom and Chris to his house, aka the Croucho Club. It has unusually big doors and sofas, and Tom and Chris feel very small. We hear extraordinary tales of a £50,000 garden slide, midnight games of volleyball lit by car headlights and why footballers are unable to buy curtains without third-party help, plus try to guess the identity of the Manchester City player who lived in teenage squalor in just one room of his six-bedroom mansion. The boys are then joined by Peter’s wife Abbey, who reveals what it’s really like to live with a millionaire footballer.

Transcript

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:04.6	The following podcast contains some strong language and adult themes that the sort of...
0:10.3	Mad, innit?
0:12.3	The sort of thing that we call fun stuff.
0:14.6	If you don't like bad words, this pod probably isn't for you, so yeah.
0:18.5	F*** off, Carl. That'll get bleeped out, won't it?
0:21.7	Yeah, that's the first and last time we're going to bleep anything. I warn you.
0:25.0	Back stronger.
0:26.4	Oh, there, hell was that? Oh, God, it's like bargain hunt.
0:30.9	There's Wayne Loonie got big shins.
0:32.6	But I genuinely have a lot of problem with our sessions, ever since.
0:36.0	What is Carl? I've always wondered that.
0:38.0	Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
0:39.7	Oh!
0:41.5	When you say dirty undies everywhere, banging music,
0:44.5	it's some kind of sex book. It was so loud.
0:46.8	I've enjoyed that one massively.
0:48.6	That's about it.
0:50.4	Welcome back to that Peter Crouch podcast with me, Peter Crouch.
0:57.4	Tom Fordis and Chris Stark are both with me here, right, Lads?
1:00.8	Yes, this is amazing. So we're in your house.
1:03.6	We finally made it.
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