Podcast 1 presents the Steve Austin Show Classics.

Alright, everybody welcome to Steve Austin Show.

Got them, I got a son of a bitch for you today,

but before I get started, I want to send out this show

to all the men and women in the United States Armed Forces.

Whether you're on our turf or somebody else's turf,

thank you for everything that you do.

Also, for the men and women in blue,

the firefighters, all the first care responders,

all those cats do all the important shit.

I sit here on my ass entertainment business.

You guys allow me to do what I do.

This show goes out to you.

And with that being said, I'm going to wash down the trail

dust with the cold and right now.

I'm a pop it up to all the fine people I just mentioned.

Here we go, see if you can hear this.

Oh, that's right.

Let me take a sample of this tasty beverage.

Son of a bitch.

Now, that's a good beer.

I had this beer sitting in my freezer

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