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Podcast One presents The Steve Austin Show Classics. All right, everybody, welcome to Steve Austin Show Classics.

All right, everybody, welcome to the Steve Austin Show.

God damn, I got a son of a bitch for you today,

but before I get started, I want to send out this show

to all the men and women in United States Armed Forces,

whether you're on our turf or somebody else's turf, thank you for everything that you do.

Also for the men and women in blue, firefighters all the first care responders all those cats do all the important shit

I sit here on my ass entertainment business you guys allow me to do what I do this show goes out to you

and with that being said I'm gonna wash down the trail dust with the cold and right

now I'm a pop at top to all the fine people I just

mentioned here we go see if you can hear this.

That's right let me take a sample of this tasty beverage.

Son of a bitch.

Now that's a good beer. I had this beer sitting in my freezer by the last five minutes

right before that motherfucker is about to start icing up. I pulled it out there and I'm guzzling down right now. I'm gonna drink it while I talk to you.

If I run out of this son bitch I'll push the pause button and go get me another one.

Why? Because it's America and a goddamn guy can drink beer in his own crib and not worry about a goddamn thing.

If you people listen to my voice and you say, God damn it, Steve sounds congested as a motherfucker today.

It's because I've been sitting my dumb ass in a SUV going down the highway traveling

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