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There's almost nothing in this huge report produced at Massive Public Expense

about the collateral damage of lockdown itself.

You know, with Parkinson's, what's supposed to slow down and hold you back?

I found it's actually speeding up and preparing forwards.

Tell you what, the reason we were so quick onto this, there's going to be a new intro to this content.

We're going to go back to the early 70s. It's because we want to go back to the early 70s.

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Welcome to Planet Normal, the Telugu-ov podcast with Alison Pearson.

Hello.

And me, Liam Haligan. So we've had our first official report into the government's handling of the coronavirus pandemic co-pilot.

Britain must learn from big mistakes made by ministers. That's the conclusion of the House of Commons Health and Science Select Committees in this joint report.

MPs praise the UK's vaccine rollout and rightly so, but they're scathing when it comes to the protective ring.

Matt Hancock says he threw around care homes, given that care homes were flooded with elderly patients, shifted out of hospitals,

and in some cases, unfortunately, carrying COVID.

And now Matt Hancock's own protective ring has been breached, and he's no longer held secretary, that vital conclusion,

which will surely also be central to the upcoming public inquiry into the COVID pandemic,

has for now attracted less political controversy than it might. The overwhelming conclusion of this report though, Alison,

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