That Captains Episode

That Peter Crouch Podcast

BBC

Sports, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Soccer

4.9 • 26.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

What makes a great leader of a sporting team? As they attempt to find the answers, the boys stumble into a world of punitive fines, tedious logistics and general outsourcing to Gary Neville. There are surprise appearances from football’s own Dre and a mysterious brown-noser known only as Parched, while the unveiling of a new pod-listeners’ standardised greeting raises significant logistical concerns.

Transcript

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:04.8	Before we start this podcast, we've got a very important message for you.
0:08.8	Bought to you by the spurs, Player of the Decade.
0:12.1	Oh, f*** off me.
0:13.6	Actually, the whole point of this message is meant to be
0:16.4	that there's going to be some rude words in this podcast.
0:19.0	You can't put more rude words out at the start of a warning about rude words.
0:22.6	It's a word.
0:23.5	Yeah, you've literally sworn at me about the message we're about to do about swearing.
0:26.6	Deal with it.
0:27.2	The pods just got to absolute shabbollocks start again.
0:32.8	You were a bit like Alie's on the great aren't you, really?
0:35.0	Have I?
0:36.0	He's crouching left through.
0:37.0	No, can't.
0:38.0	That was a really interesting conversation.
0:41.4	This is going to take it to a new level.
0:43.8	Excellent.
0:44.8	No, I'll never put a little finger in my ear rather than the cotton bud.
0:46.8	That would be on your Tinder profile if you were single.
0:48.8	Is your olifactory gland not being tickled by people's particles?
0:51.8	This podcast is the biggest con on the BBC.
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