Finally, an Apple Watch I can scuba dive with.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

We were mocking that last week, the new Apple Watch.

It does look super cool, titanium, but one of the selling features that it will fit over your wetsuit, which I just find hilarious.

I'd like to know what percentage of those Apple Watches will ever go over a wetsuit, which I just find hilarious. I'd like to know what percentage of those Apple watches will ever go over a wetsuit?

Or be above 25,000 feet where there will still function if you're a mountain climber or something like it.

If the two times a year, I got to throw on a jacket and fancy pants. I get caught in the rain.

I'll have a wet soup.

But that's the only wet soup I'm going to have on.

Anyway, Bill Maher apparently was joking about Apple features or something.

Here we go.

Yeah, these are proposed features, supposedly.

All right.

Okay.

That's something on this new I watch.

Remind Stoners what they were just talking about.

Look at this one. Automatically skips all the songs in a playlist that remind you of your first husband.

This one automatically changes your pronouns every 90 days so you can remain perpetually offended.

Wow.

Wow.

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