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it's today's Strawberry Letter, the subject.

The cookie drove my best friend crazy.

Me too. Me too.

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

What you got, Neff? That ain't my brother, baby. Huh? That ain't my brother's baby. You sound drunk. I mean that. Okay, that's it, huh? That's self-explanatory pretty much. That pretty much speak for itself.

Yeah, it does. It does. Okay? So we're going to run it. Here it is.

Don't worry about this. It's something I need to take care of. I talk to... May I speak to Terry? My name is Darry. Damon is my brother. I don't live in Dallas where y'all live at. I'm the one that live out of town.

But we didn't have a family meeting and talked about it. And I know Travis is your son. He eight years old. But the problem is the reason why I'm calling you, Terry, is because we didn't

find out that Travis ain't none of Damon's child. Excuse me? Travis ain't none of Damon child. He's been paying you child support here for the last eight. Wait. Hold on. And you said your name was who? I'm Darrell. I'm Damon brother. And who gave you this information? We ought to find the information out. We actually going to go down there to the courthouse and get all this stuff rectified. But we didn't find out that Travis ain't none of Damon's child. And he's been sent him here sending you money seven and $800 a month. And this child ain't even here. Now I hate for Travis to find this out and he gonna have to find it out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, he ain't going to find that shit.

But why are you calling me? Look, the family then had a meeting, and I'm the one that they decided to make the phone call and tell you what's going on. No, but you don't have a damn thing to do with this. You ain't nobody daddy over here, so I'm not sure what you're calling for or who died made you keen, wanted you to be head in charge to call but that is not going to work out Well let me why why are you doing this to my brother that's what I'm saying for eight years the man been sending you seven hundred something dollars a month and and and this ain't even his child

You know I'm why am I talking to you?

I'm not really sure.

Your brother need to call me if he has any problems or questions.

You have a good day.

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