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ThanksKilling Review

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4.4640 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Since it's so close to the holiday, we decided to review ThanksKilling this week. It's dumb and bad, but in the best way. In this episode, we give out review, play a round of Taglines, and share what Horror Movie Talk is thankful for. @Dgoebel00 on instagram provided this amazing pic. Follow him for more great horror art. The full movie of Thankskilling can be found streaming for free on Youtube and also on Amazon Prime. Here is the trailer: https://youtu.be/nPlg9U5YbY4 ThanksKilling Trailer ThanksKilling Synopsis Thankskilling is about a group of “teens” that are terrorized by an ancient killer turkey. The turkey, named Turkie was summoned after the very first Thanksgiving by a disgruntled Native American. Turkie has laid dormant for over 500 years until he is awakened when a dog pees on his grave. A group of friends on their way home for Thanksgiving are then terrorized by the fowl fowl. They then band together and work to destroy the homicidal turkey. Watch ThanksKillingStream it on AmazonClick here to Watch Review of ThanksKilling This movie is not a great movie. It’s actually pretty terrible. But it does hit the sweet spot of being bad enough to enjoy, which is exactly what they were going for. The acting is bad, and the writing is awful, but there are some shining moments. Any scene that features the killer turkey is very entertaining, mostly because it’s so cheap and stupid. But, I’m a sucker for cheap and stupid, so the steady drip of Turkie moments kept the viewing experience from being completely miserable. It’s only 66 minutes long, but you will definitely feel every second of that 66 minutes. Considering this movie was filmed on a budget of $3500, it is actually a rousing success. Score for ThanksKilling 3/10 Spoilers for ThanksKilling Click to see spoilers The Opening This movie has what I call a strong opening. The very first image, even before the soundtrack plays is a big 'ol boob. Just one. Taking up the whole frame. Then it pans back to a frightened Pilgrim woman with chest exposed running away from an unseen terror. When she trips, the villain is revealed. A demonic turkey utters the first line of the movie: Nice Tits Bitch! -Turkie And then a feathered hand raises holding a bloody axe and comes down killing the chesty milkmaid. Cultural Appropriation The legend of Turkie is that he was summoned by a disgruntled Native American to murder the pilgrims. He is essentially eternal, but only kills every 505 years. In the current generation, Turkie is summoned by his grave being peed on by a dog. Please note that Turkie's grave marker is a tiny totem pole. This is, I assume, because it is a close approximation of a cross? The Crew You can't get more generic than the horror archetypes in this movie: Johnny Football - Johhny Nerd Guy - Darren Hick - Billy Slut - Ali Not Slut - Kristen I make fun, but it’s shocking how even terrible writing and filmmaking is improved with strong and even cliche character types. You may laugh at how dumb the characters are, but at least you know the characters. Best Scenes The best scenes are any that involve Turkie. However, the best of these are those with Turkie and Kristen's father, and then the resulting disguised Turkie that wears the fathers face. Give Daddy a kiss... Final Recommendations If you are looking for schlocky horror this Thanksgiving, look no further than ThanksKilling. It's bad enough to be enjoyable, and short enough to not thoroughly overstay it's welcome. Trust us, we've reviewed worse. Here's to independent horror!

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This episode brought to you by the turkey hotline.

0:03.4

What do you do if you start carving the turkey and you realize it isn't fully cooked?

0:07.7

What's the best temperature to cook a turkey?

0:10.2

What do you do if a demon turkey summoned by Native Americans tries to kill you and all your friends?

0:14.6

Simply call the Turkey Hotline to get quick answers to these and other questions this holiday season.

0:19.9

Dial 1,800 Butterball and tell them the horror movie talk sent you.

0:28.2

Hello and welcome to Horror Movie Talk, an opinionated and accidentally funny horror movie review show.

0:35.8

Your panel of expert hosts each week are Dr. Bryce Hansen, who holds a Ph.D. in Spookology

0:41.5

and Professor David Day, the foremost expert on Scare No-N-Nose.

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New theatrical releases always get priority, but we also review older horror movies, both good and horrible.

0:52.6

I'm Bryce Hanson.

0:54.2

And I'm David Day.

0:58.5

It's got it. It's not a horror movie talk episode unless my levels are totally forgotten at some point.

1:03.3

Yeah, yeah.

1:04.4

You know, I got a lot of things to do here.

1:07.1

And your levels are the least of my concern.

1:09.6

Oh, you done it now, Jordy Zerl. You monkey!

1:13.5

Thanks, Stephen King.

1:14.5

So, uh, thank you for joining us for horror movie talk. Before we get started, I just want to tell

1:21.6

you about this great website that we've found out about called Horromovetalk.com.

1:26.7

I love that site.

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It's a great hub of horror movie content and blogging and past episodes of horror movie.

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