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Flightless Bird

Thanksgiving

Flightless Bird

David Farrier

Comedy, Flightless Bird, Documentary, Society & Culture, David Farrier

52.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s Flightless Bird, David Farrier sets out to find the perfect turkey, and in doing so discovers what Thanksgiving is all about. Somehow, Farrier gets acclaimed celebrity chef Michael Voltaggio to cook him, Dax, Monica and Rob a full Thanksgiving meal - which involves a lot of turkey, sides, stuffing and pies. Voltaggio and Farrier discuss turkey jacuzzis, and where Michael can be found most Thanksgivings. Puzzled by the origins of Thanksgiving, David talks to Crystal EchoHawk, founder & Executive Director of illuminative.org - to find out the real origins of Thankgiving and how to best spend the Holiday - including just checking an app like Native Land to clock the history of the land we live on. Kristen and Dax smell the turkey in the air and decide to show up for a tasty Voltaggio meal - and the whole Flightless Bird team gives thanks.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm David Farrier, a New Zealander who accidentally got stuck in America, and I want to find

0:05.7

out what makes this country tick.

0:08.0

Now most of the big things you celebrate in America, we also celebrate in New Zealand.

0:12.4

Christmas Day, New Year's, all that stuff.

0:15.0

But one holiday is a complete mystery to me.

0:17.0

A day involving family, friends, alcohol, food, whitewash history, and a giant bird.

0:24.0

Thanksgiving is something that hasn't made the 8,000 mile trip from America to New Zealand,

0:29.0

so we don't get to partake in the ritualistic eating of a giant poultry bird.

0:34.0

We mostly just do chickens in New Zealand,

0:36.3

so maybe that's why I find turkey so impressive.

0:39.0

While a chicken's top running speed is nine miles an hour,

0:41.9

a turkey can double that, clocking in at a top speed of 18

0:45.3

miles an hour.

0:46.6

But Americans prefer the turkey dead and on their plate.

0:50.8

The turkey sandwich is the number one thing consumed in airports internationally,

0:55.0

but it's a love hate relationship too when it comes to Thanksgiving.

0:58.0

I've overheard many Americans complaining about the turkey not being moist enough, too dry.

1:04.0

I wanted to go on a quest to find the perfect Thanksgiving turkey as I embark on my first

1:09.1

ever American Thanksgiving.

1:11.4

So get ready to gather around that table with the people you love

1:14.8

while you consume that giant bird sitting in the middle of your table. Because this is the Thanksgiving

1:20.8

episode. Flightless.

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