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Thanksgiving!

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4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2017

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0

Happy Thanksgiving Marchman. It's Thanksgiving week. It's a special Thanksgiving

0:10.0

Deadcast. Happy Thanksgiving Marchman. Are you home for Thanksgiving?

0:13.0

Yeah, we're going to stay home. We got people coming into Philly, which is really nice.

0:20.0

We were hoping to have our new house ready to host Thanksgiving this year, but it's not happening.

0:24.9

So we're going to have Thanksgiving in our messy current rental place, which is just fine.

0:30.4

Thanksgiving is about family and friends, not about your fancy kitchenware or your table that isn't falling apart that you're keeping because you're moving into a new place and you know you have to buy a new one anyway. How many, how many people are you hosting? We're just going to have, um, I think we're actually just going to have three people over. We're going to have moms over and, you know, it'll be, it'll be fun. We'll see if anyone else turns up. Uh right. So, all right, let's go through the table. Okay. So what, what is your responsibility and what are the, what are the guests bringing? Uh, guess the guests don't have to bring anything. We're making dinner. You're going to make everything. They don't, there's no, they don't have to make sweet potatoes or anything like that? No, no, no, no. Didn't they ask to?

1:13.6

I'm not making my mom cook

1:15.0

a lot. They don't, there's no, they don't have to make sweet potatoes or anything like that. No, no, no, no.

1:11.8

Didn't they, didn't they ask to?

1:13.6

I'm not making my mom cook on Thanksgiving. It's stay for her to relax. Yeah, but didn't you, wasn't your mom like, oh, oh, Tim, let me, let me make some turnips or something like that. No, you know, so we'll, we'll, we'll cook everything. And what'll happen is my mom will end up making suggestions on what I'm doing.

1:29.9

And then she'll just kind of like gently without her. We'll cook everything. And what will happen is my mom will end up making suggestions on what I'm doing.

1:29.7

And then she'll just kind of like gently without hurting my feelings, nudge me out of the way and end up cooking everything while we're talking about stuff.

1:38.3

This is just what's going to happen.

1:41.1

All right.

1:41.4

So let's go through the menu because you're a man of eclectic taste. So I assume you're

1:46.1

going to have poached wet turkey of some sort. Well, here's the thing. Nobody really likes turkey.

1:52.3

And, you know, my kids don't eat meat. My daughter eats a little bit of meat. She'll eat

1:55.5

sausage and pepperoni, but that's about it. Fair. But my wife doesn't eat meat. My son doesn't eat meat.

2:02.8

My mother-in-law doesn't eat meat.

2:05.0

My mother doesn't eat meat.

2:08.0

So having a turkey, having a turkey, just for me and my mom's husband seems a little much.

2:21.8

But on the other hand, I love Thanksgiving, like traditional Thanksgiving foods.

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