This is me, Craig Ferguson. I'm inviting you to come and see my brand new comedy hour.

Well, it's actually about an hour and a half and I don't have an opener because these guys cost money.

But what I'm saying is I'll be on stage for a while.

Anyway, come and see me live on the Pants on Fire tour in your region. Tickets are on sale now

and we'll be adding more as the tour continues throughout

2025 and beyond. For a full list of dates go to the Craig Ferguson Show.com. See you on the road,

my dears. Hello everyone. Welcome to the Joy Podcast. I am your host Craig Ferguson here with friend, Snakey. Snakey the stick mug, that's not his name. Don't ever say that. My name is Craig Ferguson. Welcome to the Joy Podcast, where today what I'm going to do is what we've been doing recently is taking questions from you and I will answer your questions in the most honest way or

sometimes dishonest way possible. It is in fact a reflection of the internet. Sometimes it's

true and sometimes it's just simply not true. That's a tasty beverage, so that's what that is definitely true.

All right, so with a lot of messages coming in,

now, if you know anything about this podcast, you'll know that sometimes it's just me talking

and sometimes it's you talking to me and sometimes it's just me talking to someone else in a studio. I don't do the

Zooms because I tried doing that and I didn't care for it. I didn't care for the Zoom interviews,

so no more of them. So what I will do, it's nothing to do with the people I talk to. It's just,

it's very sunny here. I apologize. Well, I's not to do with me, but it's sunny here.

So I'd have to, if you notice, I'm in the shade.

If you're watching it, if you're listening to this, it doesn't matter.

But if you're watching it, I'm in the shade between a pillar.

If I go that way, it's too sunny.

And if I go the other way, it's too sunny. this honey. So I'm going to probably sit quite still. But if you're only listening to this and not

watching it, this will have no interest to you whatsoever, like many other things perhaps

in the podcast, but that's the way it is. Anyway, today is a podcast where I'm talking to you

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