Thanksgiving Prep and Kitchen Horrors
The Southern Tea
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🗓️ 26 November 2025
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Get ready for a Thanksgiving Eve catch-up that covers everything from holiday mishaps to shocking news stories!
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| 0:00.0 | Maybe I'm just like weird, maybe I'm crunchy. |
| 0:03.6 | This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisly. |
| 0:06.2 | I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and all of these people write their children's accomplishments on the back. |
| 0:12.6 | I don't love them. |
| 0:13.8 | A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots. |
| 0:18.7 | I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now. |
| 0:22.7 | Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea. |
| 0:28.6 | That is the tea. |
| 0:30.1 | Here's Lindsay. |
| 0:33.9 | Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea. Happy Thanksgiving. |
| 0:40.6 | Happy Thanksgiving Eve. Eve, it is Thanksgiving Eve. I have yet to start cooking anything. |
| 0:50.0 | I am still laughing at my Instacart order from last night. |
| 0:56.9 | Number one, like not trying to shit on men this early in an episode, but immediately when your Instacart shopper is a man, just go to the store. Yeah, I was a little scared and I had every |
| 1:15.2 | reason to me when I got a text saying, wait, is this order coming in two parts? And I said, |
| 1:19.8 | oh, crap. I was like, I'm just trying to go to bed. I am binging landman. and I do not know why I did not get on that train |
| 1:31.0 | prior to you telling me about it like up until this point. I am on episode six. I know from Pilates, |
| 1:40.1 | the older ladies were talking about how they find something else to watch when Landman |
| 1:45.9 | comes out like a new season or whatever because they don't like to wait for each individual |
| 1:51.6 | episode drop. And I can like definitely get behind that. Oh, Corey and I were, I don't want to say |
| 1:58.2 | binging. It was only two episodes so far of the new season because |
| 2:01.0 | we kept up with the times on that one and we watched the other season before now, but |
| 2:07.5 | the first season. And literally, I'm looking at Corey and I'm like, how do I get the rest of them now? |
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