Thanksgiving in the Time of the Coronavirus | Bill Gates

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Rudy Giuliani has a hair dye malfunction, Trevor examines the pandemic's effects on Thanksgiving, and Bill Gates discusses COVID-19, climate change and his new podcast with Rashida Jones. gatesnotes.com/podcast dailyshow.com/mealsonwheels Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BAM!
0:03.7	Well, hello everybody.
0:06.7	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance and Show.
0:08.6	I'm Trevor Noah.
0:09.7	Today is Thursday, the 19th of November, which means there's only 62 days left until
0:17.6	900 hours of Sean Hannity episodes get deleted from the White House DVR.
0:21.8	Anyway, coming up on tonight's show, Rudy Giuliani has the worst hair day of all time,
0:27.5	why you should put a face mask on your Thanksgiving turkey and Bill Gates joins me on the show.
0:33.8	So let's do this, people.
0:34.8	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance and Show.
0:39.5	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
0:44.0	This is the Daily Social Distance and Show with Trevor Noah.
0:47.5	Here's a dish.
0:49.4	Okay, before we get into the serious news, I wanted to kick things off with an adorable
0:54.9	story that'll almost definitely be turned into a second-rate Christmas special next year.
1:00.2	Well, it may just be New York's unofficial new holiday mask.
1:04.6	Got a small owl found inside the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree.
1:07.6	Yeah, inside the tree, a worker setting up the tree found it tucked away in the branches.
1:12.8	Look at it as a small bird.
1:14.2	It's called a saltwood owl.
1:15.3	It's the smallest in the northeast.
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