Thanksgiving Disasters

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2019

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Perhaps more than any other holiday, Thanksgiving mixes volatile family dynamics, recipes that amateur cooks can easily bungle, travel stress, and the potential for major property damage. That's a mixture primed for disaster and, good LORD, did y'all have some disasters to share with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Shut Down Fullcast.
0:20.5	This is the Internet's only college football podcast.
0:24.6	You know what?
0:25.6	A little something different this week.
0:27.3	We came into the dulcet tones and tunes of the original Shut Down Fullcast theme.
0:34.2	A. The Shut Down Fullback theme for those of you with no taste in long memories.
0:40.2	Thank you, Keller, for submitting that.
0:42.4	We are attempting theme music.
0:45.4	May God have mercy on all your souls, but we are attempting to have theme music.
0:51.0	We're accepting different versions and renditions of the Shut Down Fullcast theme music.
0:56.6	Zydeco is the next priority.
1:00.2	I have already claimed the auto harp to not attempt to dethrone me in this matter, and
1:04.9	I recently expense the Glockenspiel.
1:07.4	If anyone has the annihilation synth, I will give that full priority.
1:14.5	I'm going closer.
1:15.5	Let's compromise.
1:17.2	Zydeco annihilation synth.
1:20.0	Okay.
1:21.0	I annihilation except Natalie Portman's character is Cajun.
1:30.0	That's a big old rock.
1:33.4	That's the passion play we can all throw instead of watching the egg bowl.
1:37.7	Now if that movie were filmed in Louisiana, how would you know the difference?
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