Thanksgiving by the Numbers, Don’t Talk Politics, KU Goes Down, Kelce Has it Right, B12 Tiebreaker Disaster
Kevin Kietzman Has Issues
Kevin Kietzman
4.2 • 804 Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2023
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Back Nine Development is proud to present Kevin Keatsman has issues online at back9 |
| 0:09.1 | development.com. |
| 0:11.7 | Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family from myself and Jessica, and well, that's all of us here at KKHI, but we hope you have a great holiday. |
| 0:19.0 | It's a wonderful holiday that everybody truly enjoys surrounding |
| 0:22.0 | a meal with family and sometimes friends or even neighbors or those that maybe don't have |
| 0:28.1 | an opportunity to spend time with loved ones who live out of town. So we just hope you have a |
| 0:31.8 | great holiday. We're going to be enjoying ours. And we wish you the very best this holiday season, |
| 0:36.7 | beginning with Thanksgiving. |
| 0:38.6 | I thought maybe we'd do a little fun facts here for Thanksgiving to get us started before we get |
| 0:43.1 | into some heavier stuff and some sports news that's taking place. This Thanksgiving, 50 million |
| 0:48.1 | Americans will travel 50 miles or more to go have a feast, which experts say Americans average one meal, not for the day, |
| 0:58.5 | one meal, Thanksgiving Day meal, 3,000 calories is the average intake for the average American. |
| 1:06.7 | That seems really high to me, but when you start factoring in desserts, man, that's where it really |
| 1:12.6 | piles up. So I guess there's probably been times I've done 3,000 calories. I'm not big into the |
| 1:18.1 | desserts. And most of the desserts will have here aren't really things that I like, although there |
| 1:22.2 | will be ice cream around. I love ice cream. So maybe I'll have a small dish of ice cream at some point, |
| 1:27.1 | but probably wouldn't be |
| 1:28.8 | right after eating. I love the turkey. I love the stuffing. I love the gravy and the potatoes and |
| 1:33.1 | the rolls. And it's just a ginormous carb fest for me. I'll try very hard not to have too much gravy. |
| 1:41.5 | When I have too much gravy, I start to feel a little not well after eating. It's just like there's, you know, if there's too much gravy in you, there's just stuff in there that shouldn't be in there. Like potatoes you can get away with, you can get all the turkey you want. And that's not bad for even sometimes the stuffing. Man, you start piling on a bunch of gravy. Maybe that's too much grease in your stomach. I don't know exactly what it is. |
| 2:02.2 | There's too much butter, too much of the rich stuff. |
| 2:03.9 | But I'm going to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner. |
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