THANKSGIVING ADVICE FOR 2021 (Or, You Had Me At "Cool Whip And Pudding Mix")

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4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

The intrepid crew of the good ship Fullcast are joined by Michael Felder and Emily Kirk for a series of loud arguments concerning Thanksgiving and the celebration thereof. POINTS OF COMBAT INCLUDE: What is the correct Thanksgiving meat? Which holidays are best for greens? Is pecan pie trash? Is chess pie trash? Casseroles: why are they? Whose family makes the worst macaroni? PLUS: Ryan makes a devastating threat against Spencer's dinner table that ends in a harrowing cliffhanger Visit homefieldapparel.com/collections/shutdown-fullcast for NEW MERCH, including the blessed return of the always holiday-appropriate University of Night Ham shirt! Please visit sunny preownedairboats.com for all other related wares. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I was thinking I was like this could be the cold open this is good this and then it's just an hour than this can't be the cold open
0:05.7	This is not good
0:07.7	No, so does that
0:09.7	And right now, we're talking about how Castor Troy should see the government
0:12.2	Server, that's why you're the best of them is no, Castor Troy should sue the US government or his family should I guess
0:18.8	Because he didn't consent to any of this face-swapping shit like yes, he's having a good time being
0:24.4	Sean what's art your name Sean Archer. Yeah, I'm a good time
0:29.3	I'll be in a room and there with guns fucking blazing being a creepy dude, but like you you you
0:34.8	Think of the consent forms you have to sign for like the most minor medical procedures and they took dudes fucking face
0:42.1	In secret in the middle of the night like I if were I his defense attorney
0:47.4	I would argue all his subsequent crimes
0:50.1	Wash clean because you know what started them would you stole my clients face
0:58.1	Is that pleading like insanity and insanity plea kind of yes
1:01.9	I would say how could anybody be in the right state of mind when they wake up and find their John Travolta
1:11.8	You're
1:13.8	Found he had no face at all woke up with no face. Yeah, then then said put his face back on my face
1:21.7	Yeah, it's unclear. I suspect the first thing he said was hey
1:26.7	Put my face back on me and they said ooh problem with that, huh?
1:30.8	No, they show it and he says
1:33.1	No, I like the tape check the tape check the tape your your says put his face on my face
1:38.2	I'm gonna go live his life. I'm gonna be the one that says I
1:40.9	I hate Eve I hate to watch you go, but I love to watch you leave
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