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The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm not sorry. Kill yourself. You should be fucking sorry. I wish you died. Why are you a monkey? Why would you take a monkey? I feel like I did what is expected of me and you guys

0:30.0

would be a fucking asshole. You're gonna be a fucking asshole. I don't care if that's true. You're being an asshole. I enjoyed watching you get waxed in

0:37.5

riding and pain. It was a good time for one by the way. Chocolate's probably dead. Chocolate had the greatest end of days a monkey could

0:47.9

ever eat. Do you get to make a call? You don't get to decide that a monkey had a good life. I made the nachos didn't I? You

0:54.3

got a monkey. You didn't relish in the boys and blue putting one in chocolate. Well, that's where you're fucking thin blue line. You

1:02.6

pieces. Yeah, relish in that. I'm the one who lost an actual friend. You guys didn't give a fuck. Oh, yeah. Okay,

1:08.5

we'll try my last name. Monkey.

1:15.0

I think about that. Chocolate monkey. You're being an asshole right now. No, you're being an asshole. Look around. Look

1:20.8

what you did in my fucking house. First the hammer. I look by habit. Do you sink your toes into the nice lush dirt? No,

1:29.4

because I'm fucking injured and I had to get my ankle repaired and I got a shoe on because I got a fuck up

1:34.8

mangly foot. I'm never going to be George not found now. I had thrown my cut. Who asked? Sorry. I know you're going

1:41.1

through a lot. I know we're mad at him, but you are still the loud annoying one. That is not different now. Yeah,

1:46.1

how'd you mess that up? You good? Here's the thing guys. Let me break this down.

1:50.7

I'll start the month. Also, if you're an audio listener, you're probably what are they? What are the heck are they talking about?

1:55.3

Fuck them. Fuck you. You better tune into YouTube right now to figure out what's going on. Yeah. But our life is over.

2:03.2

And if it's Wednesday, go fuck yourself. They're taking the house. Yeah. Did Zipper just fart? Yeah. Yeah. Zipper.

2:11.0

Everything's all fucked up. Yeah. I never heard him do that. I didn't know Zipper could fart. I don't know Zipper's

2:16.5

could fart. Yeah. So here's the thing. You saw what happened. Chocolate was a cartel monkey. They through the

2:23.5

cops came. They threw a grenade up here. I jumped on it. I protected all of us. You know, everything being said,

2:30.3

it's still not all cops though. Ask cab for life. So yeah, the cops came. We had to go down to the station. They

2:39.1

took Amin's mug shot. He looked like shit per usual. I looked bad and dumb and idiotic. I charmed the pants

2:45.7

off of him. I got us all off light. No, I was thinking about it. I feel like I feel like you wouldn't

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