Okay, we have a real problem here.

Wake up! You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny. Freaking amazing. Alice at 973. Uh, Selena Gomez, this is a, she's a, she's lovely. And of course, only murders in the building. It's a big show. Everybody loves it. It doesn't get nearly as many viewing minutes as Survivor, turns out it gets. Uh. This show's nominated for an Emmy.

So is Survivor.

It's all happening this weekend.

Sunday night is the Emmys.

Selena Gomez is,

it's well known that she has some major health issues.

She has lupus.

She needed a kidney that she got from her best friend who she promptly ditched.

Is that true?

That's what the friend says.

She's also saying now she has arthritis from lupus and it influenced the packaging for her beauty brand.

She's got that whole rare beauty thing.

And I would just like to say, for the record, we could please make

packaging easier in general. Like, thank you, Selena. Well done. Less of it entirely.

Less of it entirely. And you put a pull tab on something for me. Like make it so that I don't

have to get my glasses and figure out where the perforation is

and then, you know, use all the strength in my hand to get the thing open.

I have walked in on my kids holding a knife trying to slice down.

I'm like, your hands on the other side of that knife.

Stop right now.

They're slicing down into some plastic with their hand underneath.

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