Thank God Native Americans Killed Everything That Used To Live Here

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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This is the story of the FIRST colonization of the Americas, some 13,000ish years ago. Humans arrived here for what turned out to actually be the second time and, like people are wont to do, they killed the other people living here and, more importantly, the giant nightmare monsters that called the Americas home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:08.0	What is up?
0:09.0	Welcome back to Soft Core History.
0:11.0	I am your host, Rob Fox. Welcome to the show. As always I'm joined by
0:17.1	Dan Regester on the TAT side. Yeah I'm not hosting the show so I have to show the tat on the video.
0:24.3	Every week.
0:25.3	Front and center.
0:26.3	Yeah.
0:27.3	Me and Jake switch all the time.
0:28.3	But you when you're not on, on host duties, you are in that fucking chair. Well Jake called this a lighthouse for horse. Yeah, so I really just got a a beacon a beacon of hope for horse right that That's, I think.
0:43.0	Didn't use the word horse?
0:45.0	Did I say thought less?
0:46.0	I think it was whor.
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:48.0	You know, you know me.
0:51.0	Yeah, big old red pill, lib cuck Jake.
0:53.1	But, we just said, you know,
0:55.1	we said you were gray pillowed the other day.
0:57.5	I just don't care about it.
0:58.7	Just complete nihilism?
1:01.1	I'm failing.
1:02.0	But either way, we have like 6% of our audience that are women yeah and you know you got a show good
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