Imagine waking up one morning and when you look at your friends or loved ones, you see their ears, noses and mouths stretched back with deep grooves on their foreheads, cheeks and chins.

All the people you know have suddenly turned into hideous

demonic creatures, and it's not even remotely close to Halloween. That's what one Tennessee

man is experiencing right now. I talk about him in this

week's Mind of Marler which you can find at mind of Marler.com.

Toulmoor, she's in Mahakhi. Kalm, is my home.

My family have worked the land for generations.

My grand says the island does not belong to us but we belong to the island and we must be

ready for a great evil coming's hand by scallenden and death follows with it.

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The worldwide economy is just this side of DOA right now, so why not use the dead to help pay the bills?

At least that's the hope of two students from Thailand.

Wi-Fi-Chang and his friend Strathowat-Bunprong, we'll just call him Sret. They're offering homeowners a creepy and somewhat useless service.

For a nominal fee, they will spend the night in your house, apartment or other scary place,

like a funeral home or the break room with the DMV if you think

it's occupied by the dead.

The DMV most certainly is.

The next morning, the two friends will report to you if your location is ghost-free or ghost-infested.

I say this is a useless service, as Wi-Fi got the idea because, he says, sometimes it's hard to sell or rent a place where something

spooky might have happened. Well maybe in the past but nowadays

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