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I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Now that the horse party is over, silence is officially upon us, but not for long if Donny gets his way and shouts slurs at the start of every episode. And if Chelsea gets her way… you’ll be seeing a lot of raccoons. But besides that, the US Open began, Oasis is possibly reuniting, and a Baywatch documentary premiered. Also, Chelsea only had to bring up Truman Capote once to get Donny interested in the Haley Jakobson “Old Enough” drama. Also, Channing Tatum doesn’t do laundry. Or didn’t in 1999. Donny surely doesn’t know. #TeamSharpay If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:06.5	Listen, you got through the week like we got through 9-11.
0:10.1	And a recession, and the special K diet, and the time that James Franco hosted the Oscars.
0:15.0	And Ben Platts Whig and dear Evan Hansen.
0:18.0	T G I F.
0:20.0	Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one.
0:24.0	And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.
0:26.0	And it's probably edited out cuties, but we just stared at each other for 20 seconds
0:30.0	because I didn't know I was supposed to take the lead like I do every week, so it's Friday.
0:35.2	T G I F, cuties.
0:37.2	T G I F.
0:38.6	Wait, Donnie, I want to stop and I want you to listen.
0:45.0	Do you hear that? It's the sound of silence in my house because school is back in session motherfucker.
0:51.0	That's great. I feel free I feel light I feel happy to be here.
0:58.2	Do you know that song The Sound of Silence? The sound of silence. It's not from Glee I don't know how I know it but I do not.
1:04.1	Probably from trolls. Never seen it.
1:06.2	Shoppingly. Yeah, it's funny the only Anakinjrick works I haven't seen.
1:10.0	You do love that stinky, stinky poop face face, Anna Kendrick, the face that looks like she's always smelled a stinky diaper.
1:17.0	But like a chipmunk smelled one.
1:19.0	Yeah, like, ooh!
1:20.0	Yeah, like, dike. Okay.
1:22.0	Did you just say a slur for no reason?
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