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Then we flip to the Matthews living room, Corey and Topanga are prepping Alan and Amy.

You guys are going to be so proud of us because I went into the world. I did my homework and I made it happen. I made it happen. Alan is suspicious. What'd you do? Topanga vouches. No, it's good. I didn't think it was good at first, but it is. She urges Corey to show them a document he pulls out of his pocket. All we need are your signatures and we'll have our dream home. Corey gleefully adds with nook, okay? He hands the contract over to his parents. As soon as you sign this, we are completely on our own. Amy asks what this is and Alan explains, this is a loan application for an $80,000 house. Amy comments, I don't like it when you call him an idiot, but Alan

didn't call him anything. So Amy admits, oh, I must have thought it in my head. Good line.

Yeah, that is. Very funny. Corey butts in and nervously asks what's going on. Alan tells him,

you want us to sign your $80,000 mortgage so that when you don't pay it, Corey interjects. We're going to pay it. But Alan continues his spiel. Then they can come and take our house. Is that what you want us to sign, Corey? Amy reiterates, do you realize how ridiculous you are? Corey doesn't get it. So Amy, the one-time real estate agent, or maybe a still active real estate agent, paints it out for him. You can't buy a house before you have a job. Alan breaks it down. You get a job, save for a down payment, then buy the house. Corey argues, no, dad, it's going to take us forever to raise that kind of money. We just heard it was only a week.

Well, Cori and Topeka don't have jobs, though, do they? I know.

Why don't they have jobs?

Because they're in school. They're in college. Sure, but don't most college kids have jobs? Not most, but I don't think most. I would say maybe half. You did. Yeah, but I just think, I think a lot of people dedicate those that time just, I mean, if you can afford it, right?

You don't. I mean, I don't know.

Well, they set it up. So they've said several times during the episode, not just for Corey and Topanga, but also for Sean and Angela.

People are quote unquote helping them or helping to pay.

Right.

Are Corey and Topanga asking Alan and Amy to co-sign while also helping to pay for Corey and Eric in college?

So they have two kids in college, a baby.

Yeah, I mean, unless they have loans, unless they have student loans or scholarships or grants that we don't know about.

Right.

It appears as though the Matthews are paying.

Well, at least Eric has a job.

He's working at the student union.

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