Hey, I'm Joel Stein. I want you to close your eyes and imagine a pocket watch.

It's moving from side to side. You're getting very sleepy.

Great. Now that I've hypnotized you against your will, you're going to start liking long-form journalism.

Like so much. You're going to listen to a podcast where the host interviews a writer about their long-form story every week.

I'm that host.

Listen to Story of the Week on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast.

Hi, I'm Ophira Eisenberg. I'm a comedian and a parent.

Uh, the absurdity of telling jokes late at night and then waking up early with a small child in the morning.

I have a new podcast called Parenting is a joke. I'll talk to other funny people who are also parents.

Will we be laughing? Will we be crying?

Find out by listening to Parenting is a joke on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts.

The world of chocolate has been turned upside down. A very unusual situation.

You saw this taxicassion in our office.

Chocolate comes from the cacouchry and recently Variety's cacao,

thought to have been lost centuries ago, were rediscovered in the Amazon.

There is no chocolate on earth like this.

Now some chocolate makers are racing deep into the jungle to find the next game-changing chocolate.

And I'm coming along.

Okay, that was a very large crack it up.

Listen to obsessions while chocolate on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Are you telling scary ghost stories?

You have like a flashlight under your ear.

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