Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is Top Flight Time Machine. I am Andy Dawson. I'm Sam Delaney. Welcome along to the Keegan Odyssey, part 39 or something.

Just before we get it to Kevin Keegan, you were about to tell me a little story there about the Isle of Whitesam.

So we might as well just put that into this episode.

Well, I feel bad about tennis on there.

I feel bad about tennis on there, but then again, when's that ever stopped, mate?

Now, we were just talking about pub quizzes, because you're off to a pub quiz in a gym right apparently yeah and you're going to

probably miss the europea league final yeah because that's how good it is we are recording this on the day

of the 2019 europea league final Chelsea versus arsenal which i think about one Chelsea fan and two

gounas have bothered to go out to and frankly you can who can blame them I suppose but um yeah my

my mum I was telling you my mum became really good friends with her neighbours in the Isle of

white my mum's got a little cottage that she goes to quite a lot in the Isle of White.

And she's become good friends with the couple who live next door.

Can I just stop you there?

Is there any chance of her letting this cottage out to iron-filing society members

at a reduced rate in the future?

None.

The thing is, if you put that directly to my mum, she'd probably say yes, but I don't want to

open that can of worms.

Plus, as you know, I use it a great deal, and I don't want other IFS members interfering.

I mean, you can use it.

You can use it, mate.

I can swing it for you, but none of the others.

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