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TRASHFUTURE

TFOTY Gives Back

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Britain has a serious need for Agony Aunts. Whether it’s a mundane or bizarre problem, people are out there asking for advice on issues such as: racist party guests, children who hate them, how to divide their expansive estates, border stones, and other completely bananas issues. This week, Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Olga (@rocknrolga ), spoke with musician GFOTY (@gfoty) about to help these wayward souls, these Jacobs Rees-Mogg, these Rods Liddle. Surprise, surprise -- the solution often involves Katie Price. The closing music is a cover of Blink-182's 'All the Small Things' by GFOTY, and you can get it on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwV8FdzOOLM&feature=youtu.be VOTE for TF in this poll and stick it to the stuffed shirts in the British podcasting establishment. https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote If you like this show, sign up to the Patreon and get a second free episode each week! You’ll also get access to our Discord server, where good opinions abound. https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We’ll be performing once again at the Star of Kings in Kings Cross (126 York Way, Kings Cross, London N1 0AX) on Thursday, May 30 at 7:30 pm. Get your tickets here and return to the podcasting basement! https://www.tickettext.co.uk/trashfuture-podcast/trashfuture-live-30052019/ *COMEDY KLAXON*: Come to Milo’s regular comedy night on May 8 at The Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA), This show also starts at 8 pm and features  Radu Isac and Phileo Huff. Tickets are £5—sign up here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-featuring-radu-isac-and-phileo-huff-tickets-60314057971 Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and what’s more, it’s mandatory if you want to be taken seriously. Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

Transcript

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0:00.9

Yeah.

0:01.5

Anyways, there's a,

0:02.7

there's,

0:02.7

recently a nude has surfaced.

0:05.6

By surfaced, I mean,

0:06.6

I showed it to everyone without permission.

0:10.3

That was great.

0:11.0

Oh my God,

0:11.5

where did they dig this out from?

0:13.7

Oh my gosh,

0:14.3

it's so embarrassing.

0:15.3

Oh my God, guys.

0:15.9

This is so embarrassing.

0:18.1

And it was a picture of my ex-boyfriend

0:19.8

sucking on my titty.

0:21.1

How did you guys feel about it?

0:23.0

I thought it was pretty sexual, big, actually.

0:25.7

I didn't realize that if someone's constantly sucking on your tit makes it look bigger.

0:28.9

So I'm just going to have to do that all the time.

0:30.1

Possibly sucking my dad's tear.

0:31.5

Yeah, it's like you can get yourself.

0:33.5

It's like, why pay all that money for an enlargement?

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