We got dance soda ladies and gentlemen. It's a Monday. I hope you're ready.

I will. You don't know who dance soda is. I'm here to educate you. He's eight

towns finest. He's the funniest comic out of eight towns.

We're a Colorado. But here's the thing. He's a New York comic and he has a special drop in

this Saturday on HBO 10 PM. Before we do that, though, I want you guys to come out to Phoenix

December 21st at the celebrity theater. Then I got Wilbur New Year's Eve. I got the Wilbur

theater in Boston. Get your tickets at tfatjk.com. Brennan, where are you going to be?

I'm being Kansas City this Friday and Saturday at the improv, Kansas City, improv this Friday,

Saturday. The next Saturday come laugh with me at the Borgata Casino Atlantic City one night

only December 14th. I'm doing my hour of comedy with my friends and then I'm sticking around

watching the big UFC fight with you guys as well. Atlantic City, Borgata, New Jersey,

LaHoye economy store December 19th 21st. And after that, go to the site. There's a

shitload of dates. I'm tired already. tfatjk.com. Not many men. Can we stand my punch, punch,

punch. Obviously, obviously, a four sure. I got to set a set of hair on them. Black belt and

chicken heads. I think you'd be surprised. I think you'd be surprised. Have it, Kenny Fight Club,

Fight Club, Fight Club. Mmm, kids got a peace on them, or a peace on them.

To be more of a one, two cutie pies. I still got it, baby. Lift your shield.

And now from the honored studios in Playa, Vista, California, it is the moment you've been waiting for.

The fighter and the kid is coming at you live. No, no, we're not live. That doesn't matter

if it sounds better when you see. We're not live. We don't. No, it's the fighter and the kid.

It's rock, rock with your cock out. Monday, as you know, you're eating a handful of nuts.

Now, we got Dan Soder coming in. Got Dan Soder, monster comp.

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