Where are you going to be dude if I stall out because it's so freezing here. I'm alive. I will be in Salt Lake City. You told this Thursday Friday Saturday. I'm so excited.

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Then I'm in Sacramento the 16th through the 17th, but the big one is January 19th. I'm shooting my one hour comedy special for show time in San Diego.

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You go wrong. No, but you're not going to say you the you I'm gonna say who either though. Right. You never know. You never know. I'm going to be in the area. I don't know.

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Chin might be. Chin might be. Chin might. Why is that door locked? Why am I dizzy? I'm dizzy too. What you put on my drink? Dude, he's going to gass us and then he's going to freeze us. And then he's going to eat us.

He's going to eat us. Well, part of the, if you first of all, you probably want to eat Brennan more than me because he's got younger meat, right?

Fresher. It's not as tough. Having diseases. Yeah. And also you would probably. Yeah, I wouldn't need to rise as meat. And you want to eat my dick like it was a eel.

What part besides his dick? What part would you eat first? Survival situation? Yeah, sure, whatever you want to call it. That's right. I mean Tuesday afternoon. Yeah, my survival. I mean, Tuesday afternoon when you're horny and hungry.

Um, if we crash into plane and there's just no other food and he passed away just like that movie and we agreed on it. Maybe or he or he was like, I can't. I don't know. And you're like, hmm.

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