hey yo dog what's up dog yo yo yo whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what's up dog oh

dogs you're in the house oh okay I don't know what that is you know you my dog oh

okay man we dog we cover dogs up in this bitch well this dog set it to Salt Lake City

get yourself a bone up in Salt Lake that's a pet store yeah get your milk bone dog

get that Salt Lake city pet store all right look at grooming at them we're dogs all

Alright, why is guys Salt Lake City October 18th through the 20th piss on all the fire hydrants

Yeah, and then I'm pissing all up all over San Francisco

November 2nd and 3rd and after that I'm in Sacramento

And then just announce New Mexico get that green chili for your dog my dogs at yeah, I'm gonna ship my pants in New Mexico

December 7th and like a dog and not wipe. Yeah Tfk dot com. Yeah

My dog, you know where I'm gonna be motherfuckin

I'll be at a place in Ventura this bums me out. Have place in Ventura. They usually serve Chinese food

But they don't

Sit Wednesday night. This Wednesday October 3rd me and Kristalia

Because I convinced him to come up. We're gonna be doing the Hong Kong and two shows get your tickets

You sons of bitches should be noted that they have a picture of me and Brian performing

But it's not me and Brian, you know, I just show a little pride for myself and say no

I'm not performing at a Chinese restaurant. That's right. It's Chris Lee and I performing at a Chinese restaurant called the ready

Hong Kong in because that's a unique way to call it and we're gonna be doing stand-up comedy there

This Wednesday October 3rd. I asked him I say can I get some sweet and sour chicken and a dick suck and they said nope

Not here not here, bro. I'm out not here. I'm out is going now go see Brian and Chris this Wednesday night

400 tickets. We're gonna stop fast get them now when you do the road do you bring your you're on it supplements?

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