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🗓️ 1 August 2018
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Brendan and Bryan discuss their upcoming trips to Austin and Bejing and talk hands on dads, Bryan's low hanging balls, Brendan's Scrooge McDuck kicks, rug doctors, Lebron James fantasy, traveling, Theo Von and Joey Diaz's surprise visit during the show, 3D printed guns, finally finding the Kiki challenge girl, snake bites, the Rock's gift to his stuntman of 16 years, Sacha Baron Cohen's crazy skits with a Georgia state rep and much more!
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0:00.0 | Oh yeah, back in studio B. Yes, back in studio Austin Austin Texas cap city Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday |
0:10.5 | and be all up in Austin. Let's get weird. And the next week I'm in Dallas, Dallas, Addison, Improv, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, then September 13th, |
0:19.8 | one night only I'm at the Commodore Theater in Vancouver. Get tickets now, tfk.com also Eskimo Bros. |
0:29.1 | shirts drop Thursday 5 p.m. Pacific at tfk.com. Those things will go fast. We'll also have them |
0:37.2 | in person in Austin. Get them while you can. Big brown coffee drops this week as well. Pay attention |
0:43.3 | to my social media. I'll have a special announcement for you guys. When you're in Austin, do me a |
0:47.0 | favor. When you have time during the day, when you're before you go to your sold out shows, stop by the |
0:51.5 | honored academy for me. Get a little training in. Okay. Get a couple of shakes in your body. You |
0:56.6 | ain't lying, bro. They'll put some, they'll put some alpha brand those shakes. Put some krill oil. Whatever |
1:00.2 | you want them shakes, but you want to optimize. Yeah, I do. You know what else I like to go there? |
1:04.2 | Because they have keto friendly shakes. Oh, do they really? They have keto friendly shakes. Yeah, they |
1:08.5 | get these really delicious. They put avocado to put nice stuff in them. Yeah. And since I'm a keto kid, |
1:13.7 | protein, baby. And then you know what? I said, I'm only coming to Austin at Cap City this Thursday, |
1:17.6 | Friday, Saturday, if you release more keto boxes on it said, we'll do that. So go to onit.com slash |
1:23.6 | keto box. Yeah. And you can jump on this subscription train of a curated box of the best keto supplements |
1:29.6 | on planet earth. They come to your door once a month. You're welcome. Cheeto long. Get, get, get, |
1:34.6 | get one of them shakes with the go away protein and the sweeten with monk fruit. You ain't lying, |
1:39.3 | baby. Oh, best protein. Onit.com slash five or ten percent off on it.com slash keto box. You |
1:44.3 | want to get your keto life on. Not many men. Can we stand my punch, punch, punch. Obviously, |
1:49.8 | obviously a for sure. Got to set it. Got to set a hair on them. Black belt and chicken heads. |
1:57.8 | I think you'd be surprised. I think you'd be surprised. Have a Kenny Fight Club, Fight Club, |
2:04.1 | Kid's got a peace on him. House peace on him. Papa one, two cutie pies. I still got it, baby. Lift |
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