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🗓️ 2 May 2018
⏱️ 108 minutes
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Simon Rex joins the guys to talk training jiu jitsu with Rener and Ryron Gracie and quitting because of Scott Caan, getting punched in the face on stage, hot girls with herpes, his band Three Loco, Riff Raff, Andy Milonakis, starring in sitcoms, hunting and eating pig heart, massages with happy beginnings, Kanye West drama, sizzurp, bot fly removals, lion, bear, snake, shark and dolphin attacks and much more!
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0:00.0 | Oh man, we got Simon Rex in the house, Simon Rex, speak of being in the house, Minnesota, Minnesota, this Friday, this Saturday, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, both are almost sold out, both shows, almost damn near sellout, House of |
0:14.9 | Comy, Mall of America, tfk.com, and then June, I'm in Houston, I'm at the Houston improv, get tickets right now, tfk.com, Brian, tell him where you can be, tell him, tell him, tell him, I'm going to be in a callus, you know, this Saturday, May 5th, you come see me, still some tickets left, come by, it's going to be fun, I got one night only, then one night, bro, the end of the month, May 31st, that's a Thursday, then Friday, then Saturday, I'm in Minnesota, |
0:44.9 | as well, at House of Comedy, tfk for tickets, Houston, that's June 22nd through the 23rd, Houston, those tickets are on sale, and so did the Bellevue washing ones, ooh, tfk.com, Brian and myself, please know this, get them, July 20th, tell you a call, are you going all the way to, oh that's right, that's when I'm shooting my one hour, I think they're available on Friday, but they might be available now, probably post when they're available, they're going to help, tell you a call, tell you a call, I'll be open up for Brian, |
1:14.9 | for a special, tell you a whole, Chicago, you know, I'm just paying in deep disputes, oh well, can you do that, you know, one of the things that Simon Rex, one of his favorite books is, oh, on the day, on your life, Aubrey Marcus, now on the New York Times bestseller list, because it's all about the on lifestyle, I don't know if you know that, but basically, if you want the best supplements on planet earth, and I just ordered a whole bunch, well, you might want to go, they got foods, remember, but you might want to go now, because guess what, |
1:44.9 | spring sale just launched, oh, it just hit the streets, the 2018 on it semi annual sale has begun, that's right, the semi annual sale is exactly what you've been waiting for, and it goes until Friday, that's right Friday, you get a bunch of on it stuff on sale, it's their semi annual sale, and also, little birdie told me, the on it dot com slash keto box has been selling so well, they, |
2:14.8 | they extended it, it was supposed to end on Tuesday, they extend to Friday, so when you go to on it dot com slash keto for your subscription box of the best keto supplements, best keto snacks, they put it all together, |
2:26.8 | created box from Aubrey Marcus and myself, and keto masterminds got to get on this box, it was only supposed to be a thousand, they hit that mark, so then they released even more to such a demand, on it dot com slash keto, get you some. |
2:41.8 | Not many men, can we stand my punch, punch, punch. |
2:44.8 | Obviously, obviously, a for sure, gotta set a, gotta set a here on them, black belt and chicken heads, I think you'd be surprised. |
2:55.8 | I think you'd be surprised, have it Kenny Fight Club, Fight Club, Fight Club, hmm, kids got a peace on them, or peace on them, to become one, two cutie pies, I still got it baby, lift your shield. |
3:09.8 | And now, from the honored studios in Playa, Vista, California, it is the moment you've been waiting for, the fighter and the kid is coming at you live. |
3:22.8 | No, no, we're not live. That doesn't matter, it sounds better when you see live, we're not live, we don't, and now it's the fighter and the kid. |
3:32.8 | Not live, this is shot live, not live. |
3:37.8 | Let's go, Simon Rex. |
3:39.8 | Yeah, let's do it, I'll start now. |
3:41.8 | Alright, so we're right right here, no. |
3:42.8 | Yeah, you're right there. |
3:43.8 | You're right there, no. |
3:44.8 | You got Simon Rex. |
3:45.8 | Simon Rex with a flute play. |
3:46.8 | Full of air, all six two, all six two inches, call himself an act, I'm worth, but the kid's got the kid, I'm not mad at his muscle. |
3:53.8 | Are we on? |
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