TFATK Episode 335: Chris D'Elia
The Fighter & The Kid
Thiccc Boy Studios | PodcastOne
4.2 • 17.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2018
⏱️ 84 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Uh, uh, Brennan. Tomorrow. I'm at the 10 p.m. Prove Thursday Friday Saturday. I'm at stand-up live in Phoenix. I know you next weekend, next week, bro. Friday Saturday, |
| 0:13.5 | Lohoya comedy store. Great room. Any other brain bus. Great room. |
| 0:18.1 | I'm at Florida then to the month to be. I'll let me some sun, love Florida, love orange juice, and I love some fucking |
| 0:23.8 | alligators. So guess what? Yeah. Florida. I decided to come on out there. I'm in Tampa Bay, Palm Beach, |
| 0:30.2 | in Orlando, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Orlando, Sunday. All tickets are almost sold out. pfakk.com. |
| 0:37.6 | God bless you. And will you be, um, optimized, Brennan? Will you be optimized? You're going to be |
| 0:45.2 | fueled up. Dude, I, uh, I'm a, I'm a alpha brain drug. I shove them in my ass. Well, it's a good way |
| 0:52.4 | to absorb it, but I don't reckon I can't get enough of it. And you know, I found out we're not |
| 0:56.1 | illegal. So it makes no sense. I keep doing that. I know. And now I'm just obsessed with shoving |
| 1:00.0 | them in my butt. So do you think that maybe you're into having things in your butt that are? No, |
| 1:04.8 | I just think I'm so panicked about running out of alpha brain that I keep doing that. It doesn't |
| 1:09.6 | make sense. You're absorbing it through your anal lining. No, I put the whole tube in there. All |
| 1:13.6 | right. Well, man, I don't know, bro. That's so weird because for the rest of you, just ingested |
| 1:19.6 | orally, the alpha brain, um, uh, it has been shown to improve memory. You know, I heard |
| 1:24.6 | Elon Musk can't even get a sentence out if you don't have alpha brain. I don't know if that's true, |
| 1:30.6 | but I've heard that, but I do know that it does, uh, make you folk apparent, it includes, |
| 1:35.2 | I mean, uh, uh, helps with alpha flow or something. Everything. Yeah. I don't know what alpha flow is. |
| 1:40.4 | It sounds like made that up. Probably, however, I heard the white house hides alpha brain from Trump. |
| 1:46.7 | They do. They literally don't want him to be able to use this stuff. That's how scared it is. |
| 1:50.4 | I know. What could do for you guys out there? I don't know endless possibilities, |
| 1:54.0 | but I think it's a 10% cloned Einstein's brain and then they freeze right then they powder it |
| 1:59.8 | and then they put it in capsules. Correct. I think that's what is that with alpha brain? I think so. |
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