Ladies and gentlemen, a couple of things you need to know. If you like stand-up comedy and you're in the Washington DC area

There's still tickets left for my Thursday and early Friday show. Unfortunately the late show Friday and the two shows Saturday are sold out already

But I'm bringing heat. I'm the best I've ever been. I'm very excited. So come by come see me. It'll be some fun

DCM prof Thursday this Thursday Friday Saturday

Next weekend, I'm in Brea February 8 9 and 10 at the Brea improv get your tickets

There that's Brea. That's about an hour south of Los Angeles and then

I go to Arizona. I'll be at the 10 p.m. prof Valentine's Day and then the next day

I think that's Thursday Friday Saturday. I'm at Phoenix. I'm a stand-up live in Phoenix

Can't wait. I cannot wait. So get your tickets now

So I got I'm hitting DC. I'm hitting Brea. I'm hitting Arizona and

Then if that's not enough on the 28th at the Melrose Improv I'm doing an hour showcase

You guys come on by I think it's gonna be free or very it won't be too expensive. All right, kiddies

Love you and now without further ado. I give you Will Sassos

Not many men can we stand my punch?

Obviously

Of course you're gonna set a set of hair on them black belts and chicken heads. Uh, I think you'd be surprised

I think you'd be surprised

I haven't any fight club fight club fight club. Hmm kids got a peace on him or space on him to be

One two cutie pies. I still got it, baby

Lift your shield and now from the on its studios in Plya Vista, California

It is the moment you've been waiting for the fighter and the kid is coming at you

No, no, we're not live. That doesn't make sense better when you see live

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