4.3 • 17.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2018
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Brendan and Bryan discuss massage parlors and break down Rub Map codes, learn the lingo and even learn Korean. They also talk polygraph tests, Brendan's massage experiences, Bryan's story of rescuing a tiny Korean lady, sniff tests for cheating, swordfish attacks, nuclear missile false alarms, UFC 220 and much more.
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0:00.0 | Yo B, we're all jacked up on some voodoo donuts man chocolate glaze. You know, I also I'm jacked about |
0:08.1 | selling out Wilbur theater this Friday night. I'm pretty jacked about that. I'm jacked up about that. |
0:14.1 | So jacked up jacked up jacked from the gills up, yo |
0:17.8 | But outside that if you're not embossing could sold out. I will be in Denver hometown. Mama. I'm coming home |
0:24.4 | Wednesday, January 31st with the comedy works downtown |
0:28.2 | February 4th or February 1st show is sold out. So we added January 31st. Get your tickets now Denver downtown |
0:35.6 | Comedy works and then February 2nd and 3rd. I'm in St. Louis |
0:41.2 | I'll be in Vancouver Brian Count. I will both be in Vancouver and you do those tickets tfk.com |
0:46.8 | And then just announced I will be in Tampa and Palm Beach in Florida |
0:53.5 | So gather up your alligators get your son lotion out. Get your minds right. I'm coming Florida tfk.com |
1:00.6 | I'm gonna be in |
1:02.8 | At the funny bone in Columbus, Ohio, January 25th, 26th, 27. Oh, yeah, then February 1 2 3. I'll be at the |
1:11.1 | DC improv get yo tickets now because they go on I heard Trump's gonna be at your show and DC Trump's coming to my show |
1:17.3 | I'm just gonna be there. You're such a dick rider on him. He's he's he's special guest |
1:21.3 | Because you stick up for him so much. He's saying couple words for Brian. He's a terrific comment. Let's give it up for Brian |
1:26.4 | Bring him up right now, and I'm biggest advocate. I'm not fat. I'm a genius, and I'm a skinny genius. I'm a genius |
1:33.9 | I'm a genius. I'll tell you what brother. I got crazy energy man. I don't know what it is |
1:39.6 | I don't know if it's the donuts. I've been shadow boxing from teeth white room and with energy like I got bees |
1:45.1 | Landon on me because they're like get me some of that energy man. I'm vibrant all the bees trying to suck your neck |
1:50.3 | I don't know dude. I'm telling you right now. I took that B complex and I said to my wife yesterday |
1:54.0 | I go I got a lot of energy. I think it's the B complex and then I said to you you ever just take B vitamins |
1:59.8 | Your wife try sucked in the neck. Do I do like those bees? I said |
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