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The Fighter & The Kid

TFATK Episode 320: Christmas Special

The Fighter & The Kid

Thiccc Boy Studios | PodcastOne

Society & Culture, Talk Radio, Sports, Comedy

4.317.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2017

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

The guys sing a Christmas classic and talk gifts, Jay Schaub's health scare, Joe Rogan's intensity, personal obsessions, Eminem on grindr, leaping lions, alligators vs turtles, Brendan vs cats, Bryan and Chin's plan to fight each other and much more.

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0:00.0

Tell you something man, I've been taking that total primate care and I do not get sick

0:06.4

I laugh at stuff because my whole family has the plague

0:09.7

I don't know if you know that and their mind doesn't just center for disease control came in all their their stuff

0:15.2

And they're like say away and stuff and I was like guys. I'm just not they couldn't figure out what I have my same thing

0:21.0

Poison control came to my house and they said where's your mask? I'm in my underwear

0:25.2

I stand outside in the cold in my underwear

0:27.3

That's not funny. Total primate care man. Total primate care really does prepare you for

0:32.1

We should talk about this on the commercial when we do a commercial. We should you know

0:35.4

I'm thinking about going to Africa and like you need all your shots. You need some weird diseases. Oh, yeah

0:39.4

I'm gonna cuz vaccines are better than total primate care. Yeah, it's science, bro

0:44.6

Yeah, dude, I I broke my arm. I reset the bone and they were like you have to get on antibiotics and I was like wrong

0:50.8

Yeah, I'll just take my total primate because I'll see a minute

0:54.0

There's calcium in my arm grew back stronger and longer. I told you know I do these days at night

0:59.1

You know, I look so exhausted. Yeah, I drive around and I slap cows. What I slap

1:05.3

Why does I laugh at their meat? I laugh at their meat. I slap them in the stupid

1:11.4

Spotted noses and faces cuz I laugh at their protein. No, I laugh because you have protein

1:18.0

Oh, before I needed the nectar of the cow. Yeah, because what you need before I needed the the the nice ground beef

1:23.8

Yeah, because you needed to take in the protein because you train hard and then and then on it came out with the recovery protein

1:29.1

Yeah, so I spend nights driving around farms slapping cows. God, you know what I do. That's how nice my life

1:36.9

I tip cows. I tip them when they're sleeping. I just run them over. I dig that too and then I kick them in their stupid

1:42.6

I get another one for you. Sometimes you catch me at night swimming in the ocean. You know, I'm doing I'm taking these old dick

1:49.4

beaters and I'm shoving it down whales tubes, right? They're stupid holes. Oh, and they're tubes. Yeah, you know what right?

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