Ladies and gentlemen, I just want you to know if you like comedy and you're in New York City, November 17th and 18th, I'm at Gotham comedy club in New York.

Thanks. Give me a weekend. I'm at wise guys in Salt Lake City. And then

Cubs December 789 in San Francisco. I can't wait. Brennan, where are you going to be, man?

Tomorrow night. I'm in Clusa, Casino, Norkal.

Wow. Good job. I'm bringing the marvelous. Hey, Sue Treo with me.

Get tickets right now, tfk.com. That's tomorrow night, Friday night, Clusa, Casino, Norkal.

And the next week, Thursday night, I'm in Charlotte for one night, only then Friday, Saturday,

I'm in Zany's in Nashville, Sunday, Columbus, Ohio, all those shows are almost sold out to get

tickets right now, tfk.com.

Um, man, every time I eat, I just have no energy. I need to take a nap. You know what I mean?

I'll stuff my gut. Bro, what are you eating? No, I don't know. I just eat what I'm feeling up on.

Gummy bears and I eat cow shit. Gummy bears, crackers, no cow poo, but I'll eat cow products.

You still eating that swine anus all the time? No, I've got, I've got swine. I got swine nose

that's salted. Are you still eating the ostrich cocks?

No, I don't need any ostrich cocks. Because I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing.

You think those are jerks. I jerk them and they're really good. When I say jerk, I mean like

jerky. I got you put some jerks in, put some jerks in, you're eating all the wrong things.

Yeah. Why? What do you talk about? Do you like power?

Look what you're looking for. When you eat the ostrich cocks and those squirrel balls,

you're looking for power. I like power. You need power food.

You need power food. Well, not you need power food, bro. Yeah. I'm talking about

it has new power food. What? Yeah, it's what's it's a powder? What's it called?

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