Ladies and gentlemen, tell you something right now, I'm going to be at the Gotham comedy club,

November 17th and 18th. Get your tickets now. I'm only doing four shows, two shows Friday,

two shows Saturday, T5K dot com. Um, and then I'm going to be at wise guys Thanksgiving weekend.

Um, well, the Friday and Saturday after Thanksgiving, I can't wait. I love that club.

And then December 7th, eight, nine, I am at Cobb's comedy club in San Francisco. The legendary

Cobb's get your tics. I don't know if those are available yet, but I'll find that they should be.

Not many men can withstand my punch, punch, punch. Obviously, obviously,

oh, for sure, gotta set a set of hair on them. Black belt and chicken heads. Uh, I think you'd be

surprised. I think you'd be surprised. Have it, Kenny Fight Club, Fight Club, Fight Club.

Kids got a piece on them, or a piece on them to be one, two cutie pies. I still got it, baby.

Lift your shield. And now from the on its studios in Playa, Vista, California, it is the moment you've

been waiting for. The fighter and the kid is coming at you alive. No, no, we're not live.

That doesn't matter. Sounds better when you see. We're not live. We don't.

And now it's the fighter and the kid.

Tony Hedgecliff in the house, ladies and gentlemen. And he's got my face. Last time we were here,

I need more energy, IDP. You were laughing. Well, last time we were here, yeah, I was laughing

so goddamn hard. Hey, give me a second, man. I'm just grabbing up. I'm just saying, though,

it's Tony, man. Sorry, buddy. That's time he's here and was took your job co-hosting.

You were laughing pretty hard. You were doing the Chinese woman. I found it very effective.

We made fun of me for crying on Tommy Central. Yep. He cried on Comedy Central. No, I didn't cry.

Season 6.5 of this is not happening with Trevor Noah. And that's what, uh, finally broke Brendan.

He got emotional, huh? Yeah. But I didn't cry in there. I was close, man. Oh, I don't know.

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