TFA 98: Putin Style
Star Wars Minute
Star Wars Minute
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2019
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Han and Finn peer around a corner, wary.
Guest Commentator: Crystal Beth
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| 0:17.1 | Welcome back to Star Wars Minute. It's the daily podcast where we analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate the Star Wars movies one minute at a time. I'm Pete the Retailer |
| 0:22.2 | from Pete the Retailer.com. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm Alex Robinson from comic book Alex.com |
| 0:28.0 | And I am Crystal Beth from Charlestown Rhode Island dot com. |
| 0:33.4 | I don't know if that's a really a website actually. |
| 0:39.4 | Probably. |
| 0:40.4 | But it would be fun to buy, I guess there was a window to do that like buy the website of your town in case they don't have it. Although a lot of them not probably have like a dot-gov and you can get the dot com. Yeah. you could do dot-gov. |
| 0:53.3 | Oh. |
| 0:54.6 | I don't know if you can do that. |
| 0:57.0 | Or if you do you know |
| 0:59.0 | Charlestown, Rhode Island gov dot com. |
| 1:01.7 | So without the dot. without the first dot. |
| 1:05.0 | Yeah. And I'm trying to run like a scam website for a lot. |
| 1:10.0 | Plaster it with porn ads and you're good. I think that's what that town needs. |
| 1:17.0 | I just plastered the town with porn ads too. |
| 1:20.0 | Speaking of porn ads, today we're're talking about minute 98 of Star Wars episode 7, The Force Awakens. |
| 1:27.0 | There are no Poornets here. |
| 1:31.0 | Minute 98 starts with Hans Solo telling F.N. |
| 1:34.5 | 2187 that people are counting on them. |
| 1:36.9 | And it ends with Ray sneaking around Star Killer Base. |
| 1:42.2 | So here's the new Hans Solo. Here's the here's Han Solo the believer. Here's the responsible kind of like the convert the convert Han Solo. People are counting on us the galaxy is counting on us. The Galaxy is counting on us. |
| 1:54.0 | Yeah, that's always felt so weird to me. |
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