TFA 96: Unidentified Female Stormtrooper
Star Wars Minute
Star Wars Minute
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2019
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Flying at LIGHTSPEED. Finn, with Han and Chewie.
Guest Commentator: Crystal Beth
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to Star Wars Minute. It's the daily podcast where we analyze, scrutinize, |
| 0:16.3 | and celebrate the Star Wars movies one minute at a time. I'm Pete the Retailer |
| 0:21.0 | from Pete the Retail retailer.com. |
| 0:22.8 | The name's Alex Robinson from comic book Alex.com. |
| 0:26.8 | And I am Crystal Beth from the Crystal Beth.com. |
| 0:31.3 | All right. Have you always had that or did you just get that? |
| 0:34.0 | I've actually always had it. |
| 0:36.0 | I just, uh, I always get jealous that you've got your dot com so I, I want to do my dot com. |
| 0:41.0 | I haven't updated it in quite some time but it does exist and it does have things about me on it. |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah, despite plugging it five times a day, I haven't updated my website in a very long time. |
| 0:57.0 | You're a busy man. |
| 0:59.0 | Long time. |
| 1:01.0 | Let's all make a pledge that we're gonna, soon as the season's over we're all gonna update our |
| 1:05.7 | websites. |
| 1:06.7 | Okay. |
| 1:07.7 | Okay. Okay. I pledge. |
| 1:09.1 | All right. |
| 1:10.1 | Everybody at home listening update your website also as soon as the Star Wars minute seasons of I know you're all you know busy listening to Star Wars minute every day so you can't update your website but now you know the summer, just take your time, take that, you know, 20 to 40 minutes that you would normally spend listening to the show and devote it to |
| 1:29.0 | HTML instead. |
| 1:31.0 | It sounds awful. It should be a good like PSA like instead of teaching kids to stop smoking you know |
| 1:37.6 | be like hey kids don't forget every once a year update your website yeah it could be one of those things where it's that update your website when you |
| 1:45.9 | change your smoke detector batteries in other words every 18 years every 18 years |
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