TFA 17: That Person Is Dead
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4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2018
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
POE, shackled to a chair, BEATEN, wakes up.
Guest Commentators: Matt Christman and Virgil Texas from Chapo Trap House
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there. Welcome back to Star Wars Minute. It's your daily podcast in which we analyze, we scrutinize, |
| 0:17.0 | we celebrate The Force Awakens one Sandy minute at a time. Sandy. |
| 0:22.6 | I'm Alex Robinson from comic book Alex.com. |
| 0:25.6 | I'm Pete the retailer from Pete the retailer.com. |
| 0:28.5 | Hey, I'm Virgil Texas, co-host of Chappo Trap House. |
| 0:32.2 | I am also from that program and my name is Matt Christman. |
| 0:35.6 | Welcome back, fellas. |
| 0:37.4 | Good to be back. |
| 0:38.1 | Thank you. |
| 0:38.7 | Glad you could join us for minute 17 of episode 7, |
| 0:42.1 | The Force Awakens. Minute 17 starts off. 17 of episode 7 the force awakens |
| 0:43.4 | minute 17 starts off with Ray warning BB 8 to stay off Kelvin Ridge |
| 0:48.4 | get off my property and a minute later with kilo wren telling po Poe he's the best star pilot in the galaxy. |
| 0:55.0 | And I want to know what is the rubric they're using to determine that. |
| 1:00.0 | Is it K-to-death ratio ratio is a number of ship shot down I mean do they have the metrics |
| 1:06.4 | No, it's just that he survives. I mean the mortality rate for these battles that you see is like upwards of 40%. |
| 1:13.4 | I mean, your resistance pilots are just getting wasted constantly. |
| 1:20.9 | And if you're the best pilot that just means you survived three battles your |
| 1:25.1 | statistical operation that is a high fatality rate yeah I mean you see it that's true |
| 1:30.4 | It's true a lot of them end up getting blown up. |
| 1:32.6 | I'm assuming that he's, it's like, you know, those restaurants that have like Time Out New York |
| 1:37.4 | Best Pizzeria 2013 and they still have it up. |
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