Sarah, Sarah, the great.

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Hi, brand new podcast episode with David Yanty from behind the velvet rope.

Jen Shaw's prison sentence reduced.

Why?

We get into it.

I am doing so well.

Um, no complaints.

You know, I just had 10 days off vacation in Maine, in Maine with my two-year-old son, which really

any parents listening know this.

When you go on vacation with your children, you're not on vacation.

You're just babysitting them in a different spot.

So, yeah, I am ready for him to be back in daycare, ASAP, and I need a break.

So this is like, I'm looking forward to this.

It doesn't happen ever.

Like, I don't ever think it's happened.

But if I ever get that paternal or maternal, depending on my moment of feeling, if I ever get the paternal or maternal fit depending on my moment of feeling if I ever get the paternal

or maternal like desire I'm just going to call you and you'll talk me right out of a girl but

I don't have it but if it but if I ever slip up for like a second and say maybe maybe this life

that I've built for myself maybe I mean I mean, dying alone, guys. Having, you know, I mean, maybe I was wrong. I'm going to call you and you'll just make me realize. Girl, David, it's okay. I'm going to tell you to do it. I'm going to say, girl, do it. Because having a child is the best thing. I did not think I ever wanted.

I hated kids.

I never babysat. I dislike them so much. I like them. I'm going to be honest. I'm sorry. I felt the same way. I just don't. I turned 35 and that maternal instinct kicked in and I was like, I've never wanted anything so much. And now I love it. I can't even think about it because it makes me sad because I want so many more kids and I'm 41. So I'm just praying I can have one more child, but I wish I'd

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