Tez Ilyas

Paul Chowdhry Don't Ask Me That!

Paul Chowdhry along with Spotify

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

This episode sees Paul joined by comedian Tez Ilyas. He talks about everything from divorce and his rise in comedy, to why anything offensive he says is apparently the fault of AI.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Inspired by jet engine silences.
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0:20.0	Hushjet. which is NO2, day and night.
0:28.5	Ashjet, powerful, compact purification, that's quiet.
0:37.8	Coming up, you hail from one of the biggest shithles in England? Blackburn.
0:38.4	Yeah.
0:38.8	Why do most people from Blackburn
0:40.8	have speech impediments?
0:43.2	Now, you guys have come here to our country.
0:46.3	Yeah.
0:47.2	And you've taken it over.
0:48.4	Yes.
0:49.3	Why did you do that to us?
0:51.3	So much to do, in it.
0:52.4	If you're watching this online,
0:54.1	the shaitan has already got you under their control.
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1:19.6	Today I'm joined by one of Britain's most famous Pakistanis.
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