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Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey.

You've found the second day podcast, and we've got a brand new textual healing today.

I love textual healing.

They're kind of rare, but I love that. I will say I do have a cramp on my left thumb, so someone may need to step up for me today. That explains it. That explains it. Okay. Well, if you haven't heard this before, it's where someone has just a text issue, right?

Like they don't know how to respond to someone or the conversation has gone dead.

And then. haven't heard this before it's where someone has it just a text issue right like they don't know how to respond to someone or the conversation has gone dead and then we

step in to help them figure out what to say next to keep it going yeah yeah it's

fun yeah so that you guys help you text in while it's happening for sure for sure

to 78592 and we love the comments always on the podcast. So what do you see, Alexis? Routy Deadwood said, I've made the dumb mistake of listening to y'all in the gym. Laugh so hard, I dropped my weights. Lots of love from Amsterdam. Hopefully you didn't hit a toe. Yeah. Oh, no, you may want to pause it. Maybe listen to the commercials.

Oh, yeah.

You're that guy at the gym now.

So red.

All right.

Here's your brand new episode right now.

We talk a lot about big relationship milestones and how long does it usually take to reach them.

Yeah, for sure. You know, like the exclusive talk, that tends to happen somewhere between months one and three. Yeah. Seems right. First, I... Oh, that's too much for Alexis. Yeah, I'm even that. I get that. The very first, I love you, that might drop between months three and five. Usually. And then maybe around the eight month mark, that's probably safe to say.

That's when the first fake pregnancy claim to get them to stay with you tends to come out.

You literally just said my last relationship.

That was my ex.

Nobody believes you're pregnant.

Yeah, I guess.

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