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He's always greener

They say the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

Yeah

And Brooke will tell you it's also true for men

The men are always hotter on the other side of the birthing class.

What?

I never heard that saying, Cap.

That's what she said.

I actually think my husband's the hottest.

I do.

Nice safe while you're on the waiting.

But it's an issue that's caused one of our listeners to reach out for some romantic advice and hopefully some textual healing. Her name is Sandra. Sandra, welcome to the steamy side of the birthing class. Hello. Hello. Hi, everybody. How hot do you think Brooks has been? Jeff, you're going to be real disappointed when you go to a birthing class. I don't think you understand. I don't think so.

I think I'm going to be on the hot side of the room.

Jeff walks and flicks and like, I'm ready for this. Sandra, let me just be clear. I was just doing a funny metaphor there. You're not actually pregnant right now. Are you? No, no, no, no. Not that she knows of. Oh. Okay.

So tell us about you're having an issue in your romantic life?

Yeah, I'd say that.

It was going to... Oh, okay. So tell us about you're having an issue in your romantic life?

Yeah, I'd say that.

It was going pretty easy and smoothly, and then all of a sudden, I need some advice.

So I was hoping you guys could help me out.

I thought you were going to say.

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