They say if you're a single guy, one of the best ways to meet women is to get a dog.

Oh, yeah, I heard.

And then just naturally they flock to you.

Well, they flock to the dog.

Yeah, yeah.

But you're there.

Yeah.

So that counts.

You're on one side of the leash.

Sure.

But what if you find yourself in the opposite situation where you're a single dude with no pet who's surrounded by hundreds of women with dogs?

I like that as well.

I'm sorry.

Where are you?

I'm just wondering, would that situation still work?

Or would you find yourself in the same situation one of our listeners is in and now he's desperately

trying to get out of it and needs our help it's coming up in a brand new edition of textual healing

we're going to do it next it's getting stronger and stronger will i get that feeling

textual healing, textual.

How many charity events do you think Brooke does a year?

That's the question I'm supposed to read, because Brooke paid our producer to make me ask that

just so that she could humble brag about how amazing and generous she is.

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