All right, we got a new episode for you today, and it is a textual healing.

Yes. That's where somebody needs help with a texting situation, and well, that's where we step in. Yes, and we don't get to do these that often, but I love what we do. We don't, but they're fun. But first, we got to talk about Costco guy yesterday, executive members only. Yeah, people are not a fan of executive members only guy. Someone said,

well, actually, is this too bad to read? Maybe not. If he was exposed to too much Costco gasoline as a kid.

We'll skip that one. Oh my goodness, what a judgmental snob. She could do much better.

Sounds like a guy who thinks he is self-made with a silver spoon up his butt. Oh my goodness. And then somebody else who said, I was waiting for Kai to be in on it with the LARPers. Oh, well. Yeah, I could see that. Maybe that'd be good for him. Yeah. He needs to put his energy somewhere else. He needs to get into a little larping. Yeah, a little live action roleplay night fix Kai. All right. Well, we'll see how you feel about today's episode right now.

The modern dating world has so many different levels of relationships that you can be in.

And it really depends on what you want.

You're actually right.

There's like categories now.

Something for everybody out there.

It's kind of nice because there's, you know, a casual companionship where you hang out but it's not romantic.

Yeah.

A situation ship where it's romantic but it's not committed.

Yeah.

A monogamish where it's committed but not serious.

Yeah.

And then-

I heard that one.

No, I like it.

What word would you describe your situation, Brooke?

Mine's just marriage.

Wow.

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