Texting vs. Calling | Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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“Sarcasm cannot be conveyed over a text. The number of times I've gotten into it with somebody, because I was being sarcastic and they thought they were being attacked.” - Dulcé Sloan “Emojis are what have brought context back to text. If you can text me something and then end it with a little yellow dude with his eyes rolling back of his head, I'm like, "Oh, okay. For a second I thought you were coming for me. Now I'm realizing, we're on the same page."- Josh Johnson It’s texting vs. calling, this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson. Original Air Date: April 13, 2023 Hold Up is a podcast from The Daily Show. Listen to new episodes every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts, or watch at YouTube.com/TheDaily Show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:04.4	What's up, ears addition listener, it's DualSafe Sloan.
0:07.0	Corresponded for the Daily Show.
0:08.5	You're about to hear an episode of one of our original Daily Show podcasts, Hold Up,
0:13.4	hosted by me and Daily Show writer, Josh Johnson.
0:16.4	It's where we take our office banter into a weekly war of words about topics big and small.
0:22.4	In this episode we have one of our most fiery debates yet.
0:25.9	We're talking, texting versus calling.
0:28.8	We talk about what's the best way to break up with someone.
0:31.0	If sarcasm can be conveyed over text and why we need different fonts instead of emojis.
0:36.2	Tune in to find out which side of the debate we each land on.
0:39.0	And if you like the show, check out the Hold Up podcast wherever you get your podcasts.
0:44.6	If you break up with me via text message, then in my mind, in my mind, you are twirling
0:50.6	the end of your mustache.
0:53.6	You are diggasticly.
1:01.4	I am tied to railroad tracks.
1:03.2	You son of a bitch.
1:04.7	That is so funny.
1:06.2	Wow.
1:07.2	Hey everybody, welcome to Hold Up.
1:14.3	It's a big show about a lot of nothing.
1:16.2	I am one of your co-hosts.
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