Texting Just Keeps You As An Option (@zzdoublezz)
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 17 January 2022
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Comic Zach Zimmerman joins Jared on this week's Monday episode of The JTrain Podcast, to read your emails and a boyfriend who takes an annual boys trip, a guy who only texts 'good morning' a lot, wondering about whether you should move out of the country for someone, seeing that your bf reacts to other girls Insta stories, and an all new deal reveal. Check it out, and enjoy
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the J-Cream podcast. |
| 0:29.9 | We're here every Monday with your emails, your stories, your questions. |
| 0:36.9 | I say it every episode. Let me say it again. Thank you. Thank you for listening. |
| 0:39.9 | Thank you for telling a friend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's how this whole thing works. |
| 0:42.9 | You tell a friend, a coworker, a brother, a sister, a mama, a papa. Anyone with ears, we take them. |
| 0:47.9 | We give them the haze. We give the perspective. We give the advice right from our assholes. |
| 0:52.9 | And then you, that person, tells a friend, a coworker, a brother, a sister, a mama, a papa. That's how it all goes down. |
| 0:59.9 | Listen, we have to admit to the currencies of the world. I got so annoyed earlier today. |
| 1:04.9 | Someone watched the live screen. They wrote back to one of my, they wrote back to one of my live screen stories. |
| 1:11.9 | This joke was genius. Not listen. I'm a stupid fucking idiot. I do not call myself a genius. These are, these, this person's word. |
| 1:20.9 | And they wrote back to me. This is a genius joke. And I, and I see they don't follow me. I go, you forgot to follow. |
| 1:27.9 | And then they're like, well, not with that type of thirst. And it's like, no, no, this ain't thirst. |
| 1:32.9 | Goods and services, supply and demand. We are supplying the haze. We're supplying that space to take your brain. |
| 1:40.9 | Put it on the shelf to get you out of your own head away from your own thoughts. You supply the follow, the share, |
| 1:48.9 | the support the sponsors, the like. There are very small ways to you. Huge ways to me that I consider currency. |
| 1:59.9 | Summer pennies, summer $100 bills. I don't care what I'm getting just as long as you're dropping in the bin. |
| 2:04.9 | And a share, there might be an email today that relates to something you and your friend were talking about. |
| 2:09.9 | That's a, you, all you do to take the link, send it to the text, done. You've done your piece. That's what it's all about. |
| 2:15.9 | And I listen, I don't want to sit here and say these things. I don't want to sit here. |
| 2:21.9 | And I hate to sound like I'm begging. I don't think I'm begging. I am telling you how the world turns. |
| 2:27.9 | And if you want to ignore that, it's going to come back to you. At some point, you'll be sitting there going, oh, what? |
| 2:33.9 | People just walk in my store and just try and all the clothes and then walk out with the shirts. I'll go, yeah, I guess you don't, I guess you do care about currencies. |
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