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J Train Jared Freight coming to you live from Harlem, New York City. We're here every Tuesday

Friday with your emails and stories, your questions. I say it every episode. Let me say it. I'll say it one last time. Thank you. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend.

If you don't know, that's how this whole thing works. That's the economy. Thank you. The studio audience here.

J Train studios. The feather studios. Welcome to the audience. They're pumped and I want to thank the audience at home again. Gotham last weekend was a dream come true. That is four sold out shows. A fifth one at it. Let's celebrate that. Yeah, let's celebrate that. Shelby, you're right. We need to celebrate that. Shelby was there. It was an event, right? People are going nuts packed it out. Crazy.

They loved it. They loved it. The house didn't stop. The wizard came. The Wizard of Oz came passed out the laughs and you the audience came pumped ready to go. I have a feeling there's some new listeners here. Oh yeah. Right? Some they people are tagging multiple bitches.

Tag a bitch. Bring it on. That's right. Our saying here. Tag a bitch. Lot of tags. Lot of bitches. If you're a dude that's listening to this podcast right now. And I come to your city. If if the principal most comes to your city. You better bring a crew. If you got friends with penises that are looking. Oh my god.

Shelby, right? Yes. It's crazy. It's like puzzle pieces. This is puzzle pieces. We're just going to help you out. And they come to have fun. Like these women are they're cool. They're fun. They get it. You know, the type of woman that you want to meet. Yes. Listen to this show. They're loud. They're having to make a noise. It's fun. They're fun. And then also they can take you know, like I could see a woman hearing.

Like the opening even to this podcast and going fuck this guy. Yeah. I don't like Jared. For sure. Yeah. What a fucking loser idiot. You know, you know, moderately good looking hilarious. But I don't want to hear the truth. I can hear a I can understand a lesser woman hearing the advice and going.

He's an asshole. No, I'm just giving it to you straight. I'm buttering your bread. Fuck off with you. Yeah, that's right. The woman that listen to this podcast and enjoy it. They enjoy the true funny, fun.

Having a couple drinks. Little French kiss on a street corner. Oh, yeah, that's right. So if you're dude listening, you better be at my shows. You bet. This is a threat. I'm coming to Philly. May second through fourth. May second through fourth. I'm coming to Philly. If you're a dude listening in Philly, you better you better get on the group chat and tell him I know where we're meeting women because the women are coming. That's right.

If you're in Vermont, Burlington, May 8th, if you're if you're if you're in Worcester, woo, ha, ha, June. If you're a Bohemian son in Connecticut, June, Seattle, June, Jared free dot com.

So thank you to everyone that came to the Gotham show. It was such a pleasure. We taped the show. Both shows on Saturday. We're gonna make a little bit of an album. That's that's news news. That's it was a year to hear first. Ring that bell. That's right. We're making an album.

You get to listen to pop a JT. That's what they all said on the way out of Gotham. Oh yeah, funny shit. And it's all stuff you guys are want to hear about. The Gotham show. What a blast. What a great time. Shelby. Great time. It was fun.

Best time of my life of his life. You can hear the excitement in Shelby's voice. So listen. Keep spreading the word on this podcast. Come on out to shows. Have fun when they have a drink.

If you're a dude, don't, don't fucking don't miss out. You're you're you're fooling yourself. You're only 25 for so long.

You're only 27 for so long. You're only single for so long. You're only not fighting with your girlfriend for so long.

And in an argument that's right people. We're in an argument right now. It's a sad day. Shelby's laughing. Very excited about today's guest. A new new guest alert.

Ring that bell. Too many. There's a lot of bells. We hold on. We're gonna get to your bell. New guest alert. Very excited. He's here with us today. The crowd is pumped.

Maybe the crowd will fill in this dead space. Yeah, there we go. The crowd's pumped.

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